Last night, with no strings attached and no need to throw anyone out in the morning or in the midst of a sub-standard performance (So, like, my ideal situ in many ways.), it happened.
And I didn't even have to wax first.
I got BON'd, y'all.
I suppose the Goddess of the Blog World (no, not Annah. The other one.) looked down upon my 28 days of bone-lessness and my Month Long Flu of Destruction and thought,
"You know what? I think Imma toss that b*tch some BON love. She needs it. Also her boobs are amazing. How have I never noticed them before?"
Or...something.
Anyway, may I extend a hearty "muchas gracias" to the mysterious BONers (hee hee) and a "buenos dias y bienvenido" to all my lovely new followers as I accept graciously the belated birthday gift of BON love. Though if you could maybe rephrase it to read BON lust? I'm more comfortable with that particular 'L' word.
And speaking of lust...
Items ticked off of today's pre-Madrid (AKA The Land of Making Up for Lost Shagging) prep list include, but are not limited to (because some things even I don't talk about) (Okay, not really, it just sounded more dramatic.):
I got BON'd, y'all.
I suppose the Goddess of the Blog World (no, not Annah. The other one.) looked down upon my 28 days of bone-lessness and my Month Long Flu of Destruction and thought,
"You know what? I think Imma toss that b*tch some BON love. She needs it. Also her boobs are amazing. How have I never noticed them before?"
Or...something.
Anyway, may I extend a hearty "muchas gracias" to the mysterious BONers (hee hee) and a "buenos dias y bienvenido" to all my lovely new followers as I accept graciously the belated birthday gift of BON love. Though if you could maybe rephrase it to read BON lust? I'm more comfortable with that particular 'L' word.
And speaking of lust...
Items ticked off of today's pre-Madrid (AKA The Land of Making Up for Lost Shagging) prep list include, but are not limited to (because some things even I don't talk about) (Okay, not really, it just sounded more dramatic.):
- Gym - 1.5 hours
- Waxing - .75 hours (Damn you, Italian ancestry!)
- Facial - 1 hour
- Kegels - 15 minutes per day for the last two weeks (What? Like you wouldn't.)
- Packing - .25 hours (I won't need much.)
- Preparation and packing of whips, leather harnesses and other ancillary sexual accoutrements - Oh...a while.
Should I find a free moment, I'll post an update/pop round to some of you and say hello. But honestly I wouldn't hold my breath or be offended if neither happen. I don't actually plan to come up for air until I'm BACK at the airport in on Monday.
With a slight limp.
50 of your inappropriate thoughts.:
Congrats, love. You deserve it! ;)
It couldn't happen to a better hedonist! Don't forget us little folks :D
Congrats! :D Good times will be had, I'm sure!!
Congrats on being BON'd. Seriously. That is freaking awesome.
And you are right, Anna does have some nice boobs.
Hey, If you hadn't been BON'd I wouldn't Have found you. Which is surprising really, considering how many people I follow that follow you, in some creepy stalker circle jerk.
way to turn a comeback into a marathon. you're my hero.
I don't know if I'm happier about this or the "creepy stalker circle jerk" imagery above. I won't decide, I will love them both! Congratulations, dear B, it just shows that, you know, whoever, is highly in favor of ballsy chicks.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com
Congrats. I never get dinner first. Sometimes I give them a muffin afterwards as I kick them out.
Congrats!
I too am thinking of the "creepy stalker circle jerk" imagery....and smiling.
Anyway....love your blog. Cheers!
B! :) You my dear, are the *woman* with the master plan. And I am merely your faithful pupil. Have a great time and get that _____________. Ha!
Wow that sounded mega stalkerish. But it's okay. You still heart me. Drink some sangria for me pleeeeease. Even if you have to order it from room service.
Enjoy your Luscious, or Lustful - Fun Filled (to Your Satisfaction) Weekend.
Have a safe trip and make the Most of it!
Danny
Anything at Anytime
...and a bottle of cranberry juice. Go girl. Try not to end up with a concussion, k?
congrats on the BONing, b. have a brill time in madrid.
From one pair of gorgeous heels to another you are so deserving of a good BONing!
Congratulations darling,
Lola
Congratulations! I hope you did get to smoke that cigarette. ;-)
I would LOVE to be at the airport security check to see the guards when they open up your luggage. ;-) I imagine you give them a wink and a smile that cream all of them. ;-)
Congrats! And enjoy the trip...looking forward to many more AWESOME blog posts!
I think I said congrats yesterday but I am back to say it again. Have an amazing trip. Cant wait to read all about it.
Heartiest Congratulations!
xoxoxo,cd
http://xoxoxocd.blogspot.com/
Most excellent!
It is SO gratifying when the worthies are noted and doted upon.
Have a fab time this weekend. When you get back, spare no details.
We are eagerly awaiting.
Well, I'm not a vapid, stupid woman...but I know a few.
I'm not a megalomaniacal man...but christ I know a few (and just spelling the 'm' word is exhausting!).
I have reproduced, but therein does not lie my sense of self-worth.
Phew! That alright? Well done on the (BO)Notoriety..
E x
http://philosopher-without-a-cause.blogspot.com/
hehe, congrats! i hope did you enjoy the meat in the airplane :D
I'm very glad you were BON'd, so I could end up finding this blog. Looking forward to following you :)
Nice Blog! You're an inspiration to us all.
I'm all distracted by your new bloggy dress. Tres Sexay! Congrats on the BONing!
Have a delicious weekend.
I'm so proud of you babes! Now pass some of that good luck along cause this girl is getting a wee bit mother fucking restless.
It's always a shame to let a leg shaving go to waste.,..
Nice going on the BON'ing. Please make sure you allocate enough time for security to look through your sexual accoutrements...I speak from experience. ;)
B Bunny,
Have a fabulous time and don't come home without a slight limp, a portable IV to replenish your fluids (ahem), a satisfied Cheshire Cat grin and a slew of highly detailed exploits to share!
*muah!*
SMH
I'm slow to these things... but you had me at "kegels".
Have a great trip!
have a great trip! and have lots of ..ahem... fun!!!
temptresstaleah.blogspot.com
Your blog is rather interesting. I like its design
You are pretty adventurous woman... will follow you...
Like your blog and I don't like reading other people's blogs (selfish), so nice one!
Congrats!
Congrats!! :)
Wow. So blog makeovers are the secret to getting BONed?
Congratulations.
I love when BON actually feature entertaining blogs. Congratulations on this well deserved honor.
-Your newest follower
Congrats! BONed for sure. Well done!
ah, the limp of the well boned.
Well done on the BONing - brilliant blog and might not have found it otherwise! Great posts - currently making a dull January much more amusing!
You are a bad ass! Hells yeah, congrats!
haha, congratulations on the BONing, enjoy it. Great blog :)
- www.itsanewkate.blogspot.com
Boning during tea time is an excellent way to lose weight. Seriously. Your pancreas secretes insulin before regular meal times because it knows a meal is coming. So, if you forego the meal and just screw, your body will stop habitually secreting insulin (which stores fat) and will burn fat while you're boning.
I found this blog and found it quite hilarious! Love it!
http://boxfilledwithnothing.blogspot.com/
Yikes, that completely came off the wrong way. I found YOUR blog....I'm new to this lol. I enjoyed reading the posts that I got around to.
The link I posted it just my new blog....hehe. I wasn't implying mine was quite hilarious. Woops!
Keep up the good work!
I'm reading your blog for the first time and totally loving it already! Cheers from the other side of the globe!
Wonderful first impression. Boning, tea, and leather. A perfect bedtime story.
you had me committed to being a new follower by the end of the 4th sentence in your brief. Love the freshness and honesty of your blog, keep writing and I'lll surely keep reading
Congrats!!
Bacon Story:
You walk into the kitchen and set down your briefcase, looking for a quick snack before you go to bed. It was a rough day at the office you think as you set down your briefcase. You hear a wierd popping noise emanating from the stove behind you. Oh No! not another gas leak, you think and sigh. You slowly turn around to confront the problem, only to find a pan lying on the stove with the burner on. The popping and cracking noise continues. Drats! did i leave the burner on with an empty pan you think and you grip the handle of the pan with a look of weary disgust only to look straight into the face of three sizzling strips of bacon and a fat chunk of butter. A single tear streams down your tired face, melting away the contortion of your disgust. Without thinking you pick up each piece of bacon and devour all three one after another. When you are done, you pick up the pan and tilt it up to your mouth, letting the hot bacon grease slide down your throat. A wide grin cracks the edges of your mouth and you retire to your bedroom feeling as if there is hope for a better tomorrow.
by:
HoTEB
Actually found your blog on the blog of notes, eh. Congrats. Love your posts, intriguing and super honest.:)
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